INFORMATION THAT’S MADE USELESS

Ever have that moment when someone say’s something, that requires you to blurt out a fact that is not known by anyone that heard the statement. For an example. Climbing Mt. Everest is something I never understood. Why would anyone want to do this. Like I would look forward too shitting and pissing myself, and eating Snickers so I can be myself. However someone say’s. ” Do you know there are over 200 dead bodies on your way up, they can’t remove them cause they are frozen into the ice”. To which I say, Yeah Green Boots is the most famous one of them, they don’t even know his name, only by his Green Boots. (So yet another reason not to climb a mountain), you can die and they just leave ya there with your boots on. Who am I Gen. George Custard I died with my boots on.                                                                                                                                                                                          ( ANOTHER TALE OF USELESS INFORMATION)     In Ancient times, the days of The Knights Templar- King Arthur – Castle Storming, the sword was a valuable weapon especially for a Knight of high combat ability. A huge majority of these freaks of fighting were right handed for more than the known fact the world is right hand dominated. It’s us lefties that are more clever and inventive at adapting to your right handed world, giving us an advantage over the right handed person in many ways that you would never as a right handed person would need to think about. Here’s a some useless information to explain this. When storming a castle once though the gates and into the inside, Knights are engaging in battle in what is the court yard. The key to victory is get up the stairs where the King is chilling out, drinking some wine and maybe smoking a bowl of cheer. The stairways in a lot of these castle’s were designed with if your going up. ( As our battling Knights are.) The wall is to their right-side thus making hard to battle our defending Knights. ( Who are battling down the stairway with no wall or handrail, just open space.)    Allowing them to pretty much hack and stab there way down. The smart intelligent seasoned attacking General. Would assemble and train lefthanded Knights and assign them the stairways. What just happen the battle is now even. Wrong advantage to left handed Knights just based on the surprise element to the unsuspecting Knights who are now defending basically by looking in mirror. Also there is a hidden murder in the Bible that deals with a left handed messenger sent to kill an evil King. There you go a bonus of useless information. Want more, then keep posted here on the Mothership website, you can also check out up coming 3RD FLOOR PODCAST Shows. Follow us on TWITTER @victor8201963 the 3rd Floor Podcast is on @ANCHOR @SPOTIFY and everywhere else.                                                                                            

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